Results 1 to 14 of 14
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Posts
    355

    Talking DPS has indeed arrived once again! HELP!!!!!!

    Hahahaha!

    Today, DPS seems to be determined to set a new world record for the maximum number of posts in minimum time period!

    David took an extended holiday and arrived on the forums today -- That's Absolutely Great! Welcome back, DPS!

    But then he began posting like there's no tomorrow!!! The last time I counted his posts for the day, the number stood at 25, but that was about 30 minutes ago. Now he has zoomed past the North Pole, and by morning I think he would go beyond the Moon at this breakneck speed...

    breakneck -- that *break* neck belongs to me -- just got my neck spinning in 360 degrees after trying to read all his millions of today's posts !!! --


    So ...

    Help Please!!!!

    hahahha!




    j/k!


  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    3,011

    Default

    Should I ban him Santosh? lmfao I could justify it if John or Mark asks by saying "he technically is "spamming""

    If DPS sees this thread just say we're talking about another David .
    Domains Registrations @ £7.49pa! - Download the official eUKhost Android and iOS App!

    eNlight Cloud Hosting - Cost-Effective, Autoscaling Cloud Hosting
    How does eNlight work? What differences and benefits are there to VPS and Dedicated Servers?

    Chat to us on Twitter!
    Join our incentive affiliate program now - and earn generous commission with each sale!

    How do I contact eUKhost?
    Support: Client Area - 0808 262 0455
    Sales: sales[@]eukhost.com - 0800 862 0380
    Contact eUKhost Management

    Customer Relations:
    feedback@eukhost.com - 0808 262 0255

    Contact:
    ben@eukhost.com
    Skype: euk_ben
    Windows Live Messenger: ben@eukhost.com


    Don't ever let other people's thoughts, feelings, perceptions and/or opinions drown over yours. You know yourself the best. Go with what you think is right. Everyone else's opinions or statements about you or others are secondary.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Posts
    355

    Smile

    Quote Originally Posted by Ben View Post
    Should I ban him Santosh? lmfao I could justify it if John or Mark asks by saying "he technically is "spamming""

    If DPS sees this thread just say we're talking about another David .
    Ban DPS? no, No, NO!
    He's the sunshine of this forum and without him, it would be too dull and dark!

    And what about you without him?... If I have read the chemistry(!) between you both correctly, then without DPS, you'd too become a bit (lot?) uninterested.

    Just allow him to do whatever he loves doing and everything will be fine in UK!


  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    3,011

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by sb123 View Post
    Ban DPS? no, No, NO!
    He's the sunshine of this forum and without him, it would be too dull and dark!

    And what about you without him?... If I have read the chemistry(!) between you both correctly, then without DPS, you'd too become a bit (lot?) uninterested.

    Just allow him to do whatever he loves doing and everything will be fine in UK!
    Well yes, true. But it's sort of a love hate relationship you see . lmfao

    Oh, and by the way, I'd suggest we all give up posting. Mark gave up some time ago - David is just too quick!

    Being serious , we appreciate David's contribution to the forum and I think one day of posting for David is about a week of posting for all the rest of us .
    Domains Registrations @ £7.49pa! - Download the official eUKhost Android and iOS App!

    eNlight Cloud Hosting - Cost-Effective, Autoscaling Cloud Hosting
    How does eNlight work? What differences and benefits are there to VPS and Dedicated Servers?

    Chat to us on Twitter!
    Join our incentive affiliate program now - and earn generous commission with each sale!

    How do I contact eUKhost?
    Support: Client Area - 0808 262 0455
    Sales: sales[@]eukhost.com - 0800 862 0380
    Contact eUKhost Management

    Customer Relations:
    feedback@eukhost.com - 0808 262 0255

    Contact:
    ben@eukhost.com
    Skype: euk_ben
    Windows Live Messenger: ben@eukhost.com


    Don't ever let other people's thoughts, feelings, perceptions and/or opinions drown over yours. You know yourself the best. Go with what you think is right. Everyone else's opinions or statements about you or others are secondary.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Manchester, United Kingdom
    Posts
    8,440

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Ben View Post
    Well yes, true. But it's sort of a love hate relationship you see . lmfao

    Oh, and by the way, I'd suggest we all give up posting. Mark gave up some time ago - David is just too quick!

    Being serious , we appreciate David's contribution to the forum and I think one day of posting for David is about a week of posting for all the rest of us .
    Yes, it is. You love me, I hate you roflmao (j/k).

    Lol, don't give up!! Then who will I have to talk to lol. Replying to your own posts isn't exciting as it first seems!! A lot of you are catching up to me! .

    Quote Originally Posted by sb123 View Post
    Ban DPS? no, No, NO!
    He's the sunshine of this forum and without him, it would be too dull and dark!

    And what about you without him?... If I have read the chemistry(!) between you both correctly, then without DPS, you'd too become a bit (lot?) uninterested.

    Just allow him to do whatever he loves doing and everything will be fine in UK!
    Thank you for your support Santosh! . And thank you for your very kind words .

    And yes you're right, Ben would basically cease to function to all intents and purposes if I wasn't here .

    Quote Originally Posted by Ben View Post
    Should I ban him Santosh? lmfao I could justify it if John or Mark asks by saying "he technically is "spamming""

    If DPS sees this thread just say we're talking about another David .
    Ben!! I am most offended!! Spam is useless. My posts are not. There is the distinction. Now back to school! lol .

    Quote Originally Posted by sb123 View Post
    Hahahaha!

    Today, DPS seems to be determined to set a new world record for the maximum number of posts in minimum time period!

    David took an extended holiday and arrived on the forums today -- That's Absolutely Great! Welcome back, DPS!

    But then he began posting like there's no tomorrow!!! The last time I counted his posts for the day, the number stood at 25, but that was about 30 minutes ago. Now he has zoomed past the North Pole, and by morning I think he would go beyond the Moon at this breakneck speed...

    breakneck -- that *break* neck belongs to me -- just got my neck spinning in 360 degrees after trying to read all his millions of today's posts !!! --


    So ...

    Help Please!!!!

    hahahha!




    j/k!
    Haha, your post made me laugh Santosh! Please accept my most gracious apologies! I shall try and post at a more leisurely post lol. I was just trying to catch up on what I'd missed! lol.
    David Smith
    DPS Computing
    http://www.dpscomputing.com (Computing, Reviews, News) - We're still plodding on adding new content and features (August 2011)
    http://www.djdavid.co.uk - Massive update! (September 2011) - It's now not neglected!!
    http://davidsmith.dpscomputing.com (My Personal Website) - New Site (10/2009)

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    6,039

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Ben View Post
    Oh, and by the way, I'd suggest we all give up posting. Mark gave up some time ago - David is just too quick!
    I didn't give up mate.

    I am here, TBH, the most entertaining and happy times i have in my routine comes through this forum only. All our so called "senior members" have fantastic sense of humor. you read all 1000+ posts of Brain and you will laugh 10,000 times.

    I would like to start a thread where we will ask all our members to vote for the most funniest forum member. contestants will need to upload their funny videos and pictures and impress all other members.
    UK Web Hosting || Business Hosting || eUKhost Knowledgebase
    Toll Free : 0808 262 0255 || Skype : mark_ducadi
    A bunch of Sheep led by a Lion is better than a bunch of Lions led by a Sheep.
    __________________________________________________

    Please email cmo[at]eukhost.com if you have any questions or need my assistance

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Manchester, United Kingdom
    Posts
    8,440

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by eUKhost.com View Post
    I didn't give up mate.

    I am here, TBH, the most entertaining and happy times i have in my routine comes through this forum only. All our so called "senior members" have fantastic sense of humor. you read all 1000+ posts of Brain and you will laugh 10,000 times.

    I would like to start a thread where we will ask all our members to vote for the most funniest forum member. contestants will need to upload their funny videos and pictures and impress all other members.
    Sounds like a great idea Mark .

    I wonder if I will win this one haha .
    David Smith
    DPS Computing
    http://www.dpscomputing.com (Computing, Reviews, News) - We're still plodding on adding new content and features (August 2011)
    http://www.djdavid.co.uk - Massive update! (September 2011) - It's now not neglected!!
    http://davidsmith.dpscomputing.com (My Personal Website) - New Site (10/2009)

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    6,039

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by DPS Computing View Post
    Sounds like a great idea Mark .

    I wonder if I will win this one haha .
    I think u'll have competition from Brian. There's something where you both have an opportunity to win.
    UK Web Hosting || Business Hosting || eUKhost Knowledgebase
    Toll Free : 0808 262 0255 || Skype : mark_ducadi
    A bunch of Sheep led by a Lion is better than a bunch of Lions led by a Sheep.
    __________________________________________________

    Please email cmo[at]eukhost.com if you have any questions or need my assistance

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Manchester, United Kingdom
    Posts
    8,440

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by eUKhost.com View Post
    I think u'll have competition from Brian. There's something where you both have an opportunity to win.
    Yeah, if Brian enters I will definitely lose lol. He's a very good comedian! .
    David Smith
    DPS Computing
    http://www.dpscomputing.com (Computing, Reviews, News) - We're still plodding on adding new content and features (August 2011)
    http://www.djdavid.co.uk - Massive update! (September 2011) - It's now not neglected!!
    http://davidsmith.dpscomputing.com (My Personal Website) - New Site (10/2009)

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Posts
    355

    Smile

    Quote Originally Posted by DPS Computing View Post
    Yeah, if Brian enters I will definitely lose lol. He's a very good comedian! .
    A loser: "WOW! I won the Runner Up medal, and there was only one contestant!"

    Lol! DPS, why do you have such a 'World's Worst Loser's Mentality' attitude? You give up even before any competition begins -- I mean you give up even before any competition is announced!! This time you should shed that 'O poor little me' attitude and wear the "Oh Yes! I'm a Born Winner" Attitude!!!

    Why do you think you're not a great comedian? Of course you're the World's Best (although I haven't seen your Oscar-winning performance so far, I know you're the only one who's stopping you from winning all those glittering trophies)!

    Try to change that 'little me' attitude and (very hopefully) you'll win the 'world's best comedian after Mr Chaplin' honor -- may be, Ben will also put all his money on you this time!

    Not Kidding, of course! hahaha


  11. #11
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    3,011

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by sb123 View Post
    A loser: "WOW! I won the Runner Up medal, and there was only one contestant!"

    Lol! DPS, why do you have such a 'World's Worst Loser's Mentality' attitude? You give up even before any competition begins -- I mean you give up even before any competition is announced!! This time you should shed that 'O poor little me' attitude and wear the "Oh Yes! I'm a Born Winner" Attitude!!!

    Why do you think you're not a great comedian? Of course you're the World's Best (although I haven't seen your Oscar-winning performance so far, I know you're the only one who's stopping you from winning all those glittering trophies)!

    Try to change that 'little me' attitude and (very hopefully) you'll win the 'world's best comedian after Mr Chaplin' honor -- may be, Ben will also put all his money on you this time!

    Not Kidding, of course! hahaha
    Wait wait wait!! I don't want to lose my money!!!!!
    Domains Registrations @ £7.49pa! - Download the official eUKhost Android and iOS App!

    eNlight Cloud Hosting - Cost-Effective, Autoscaling Cloud Hosting
    How does eNlight work? What differences and benefits are there to VPS and Dedicated Servers?

    Chat to us on Twitter!
    Join our incentive affiliate program now - and earn generous commission with each sale!

    How do I contact eUKhost?
    Support: Client Area - 0808 262 0455
    Sales: sales[@]eukhost.com - 0800 862 0380
    Contact eUKhost Management

    Customer Relations:
    feedback@eukhost.com - 0808 262 0255

    Contact:
    ben@eukhost.com
    Skype: euk_ben
    Windows Live Messenger: ben@eukhost.com


    Don't ever let other people's thoughts, feelings, perceptions and/or opinions drown over yours. You know yourself the best. Go with what you think is right. Everyone else's opinions or statements about you or others are secondary.

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Manchester, United Kingdom
    Posts
    8,440

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by sb123 View Post
    A loser: "WOW! I won the Runner Up medal, and there was only one contestant!"

    Lol! DPS, why do you have such a 'World's Worst Loser's Mentality' attitude? You give up even before any competition begins -- I mean you give up even before any competition is announced!! This time you should shed that 'O poor little me' attitude and wear the "Oh Yes! I'm a Born Winner" Attitude!!!

    Why do you think you're not a great comedian? Of course you're the World's Best (although I haven't seen your Oscar-winning performance so far, I know you're the only one who's stopping you from winning all those glittering trophies)!

    Try to change that 'little me' attitude and (very hopefully) you'll win the 'world's best comedian after Mr Chaplin' honor -- may be, Ben will also put all his money on you this time!

    Not Kidding, of course! hahaha
    Good point . It's not a general attitude that have this way. It's just towards certain things. I completely accept there are some things in life that I am (unfortunately) not the best at but there are other things where I fiercely defend anyone saying I am not (one of the) best.

    For example, after all the awards I've won at Uni, I definitely think I'm one of the best there . (And I have also been told this by numerous people!! ).

    I guess it is good to excel in a certain area (such as computing) rather than be a "jack of all trades, master of none" .

    Quote Originally Posted by Ben View Post
    Wait wait wait!! I don't want to lose my money!!!!!
    Don't worry, your money is safe. I wouldn't expect you to bet on my comical skills lol.
    David Smith
    DPS Computing
    http://www.dpscomputing.com (Computing, Reviews, News) - We're still plodding on adding new content and features (August 2011)
    http://www.djdavid.co.uk - Massive update! (September 2011) - It's now not neglected!!
    http://davidsmith.dpscomputing.com (My Personal Website) - New Site (10/2009)

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Posts
    355

    Smile

    Quote Originally Posted by DPS Computing View Post
    Good point . It's not a general attitude that have this way. It's just towards certain things. I completely accept there are some things in life that I am (unfortunately) not the best at but there are other things where I fiercely defend anyone saying I am not (one of the) best.

    For example, after all the awards I've won at Uni, I definitely think I'm one of the best there . (And I have also been told this by numerous people!! ).

    I guess it is good to excel in a certain area (such as computing) rather than be a "jack of all trades, master of none" .



    Don't worry, your money is safe. I wouldn't expect you to bet on my comical skills lol.
    Hey David, my friend,

    I want you to take challenges head on, esp those which you feel someone else who might be better suited than you will take away the honors... No, don't let that deter you from giving your best shot at it and then better that best shot immediately until your shots begin to hit only the bull's eye.

    When you're in a situation when everything seems somehow impossible (however insignificant or significant it may be), remember, that moment in time your back is stuck at the proverbial wall -- it means there aren't any back paces left for you to take. I had been in the situation many times, back at the wall, and there was only the 'either go forward now' or 'go down'. So may be I know a bit about what I am talking! lol

    Seriously, again:

    At that time, all you past wins do not matter, except that they may only give you confidence that you can go forward and beat every one else in the race. So look forward to such situations and evolve! Winning is in the mind -- first and at every moment then, till you actually break the ribbon and get the top medal.

    Show the world that the 'ugly duckling of the moment' is actually a majestic swan in the making!


    Now -- Get Going Ahead!

    ----

    WOW! What an article! lol


  14. #14
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Manchester, United Kingdom
    Posts
    8,440

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by sb123 View Post
    Hey David, my friend,

    I want you to take challenges head on, esp those which you feel someone else who might be better suited than you will take away the honors... No, don't let that deter you from giving your best shot at it and then better that best shot immediately until your shots begin to hit only the bull's eye.

    When you're in a situation when everything seems somehow impossible (however insignificant or significant it may be), remember, that moment in time your back is stuck at the proverbial wall -- it means there aren't any back paces left for you to take. I had been in the situation many times, back at the wall, and there was only the 'either go forward now' or 'go down'. So may be I know a bit about what I am talking! lol

    Seriously, again:

    At that time, all you past wins do not matter, except that they may only give you confidence that you can go forward and beat every one else in the race. So look forward to such situations and evolve! Winning is in the mind -- first and at every moment then, till you actually break the ribbon and get the top medal.

    Show the world that the 'ugly duckling of the moment' is actually a majestic swan in the making!


    Now -- Get Going Ahead!

    ----

    WOW! What an article! lol
    Very wise words!! I shall most definitely take them on board. Thank you for your advice .
    David Smith
    DPS Computing
    http://www.dpscomputing.com (Computing, Reviews, News) - We're still plodding on adding new content and features (August 2011)
    http://www.djdavid.co.uk - Massive update! (September 2011) - It's now not neglected!!
    http://davidsmith.dpscomputing.com (My Personal Website) - New Site (10/2009)

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •