What's your words per minute?

[Ben Stones]

free online touch typing speed test - wpm words per minute

Take the test . Mine was 61wph first and 76wph second. Feel free to take multiple tests and post the results here . No lying lol .

[Ben Stones]

Come on - surely everyone isn't shy?

[DPS Computing]

First time 66wpm .

[sb123]

Second time (I think the program actually cheated me the first time):
The program says:
"Your speed was: 223wpm."


But...

100% Mistakes!
(I cheated the program this time... )

P.S.:
Never mind about the mistakes: I don't have any train to catch ATM, so there's no hurry whatsoever here!

[Ben Stones]

Second time (I think the program actually cheated me the first time):
The program says:
"Your speed was: 223wpm."


But...

100% Mistakes!
(I cheated the program this time... )

haha

[DPS Computing]

Second time (I think the program actually cheated me the first time):
The program says:
"Your speed was: 223wpm."


But...

100% Mistakes!
(I cheated the program this time... )

P.S.:
Never mind about the mistakes: I don't have any train to catch ATM, so there's no hurry whatsoever here!

lol, legendary! .

[Brian]

Your speed was: 2693wpm.

You made 107 mistakes, your mistakes are shown in bold text:




Of Course I copied and pasted

[sb123]

Your speed was: 2693wpm.

You made 107 mistakes, your mistakes are shown in bold text:




Of Course I copied and pasted

Whaaat? :-O

You have broken all past records for making typos! Congratulations!

[Brian]

Yeah, but I got the job done!

[Ben Stones]

Cheaters

[Brian]

You call it cheating, I call it quick thinking!

Work smarter not harder!

[sb123]

Cheaters

Cheating? Nah! It's 'Elementary business practice, my dear Watson (oops, I meant: Mr. Ben, my friend!)'?
(As Sherlock (Holmes) would have told his famous partner)

It means,
When something troubles you, unnecessarily, then...

Find a way and walk away!

[Ben Stones]

You call it cheating, I call it quick thinking!

Work smarter not harder!

You can't really do that in a work environment though. Imagine replying to customer support tickets lol .

[DPS Computing]

You can't really do that in a work environment though. Imagine replying to customer support tickets lol .

I think this is the way that some big companies do reply to tickets or live chats lol.

Ever been on a big companies website and got:

Customer: Hi, I'm really annoyed.
Agent: Hi, great to meet you, would you like me to tell you about our new offers on polar bears this week?
Customer: No thanks, I would like to discuss my electric bill.
Agent: Well, we could discuss that or I could offer you a new dyson when you sign up to our new tariff...

*Customer loses will to live*.

Lol. Some companies do live off copy-paste script. In fact, loads of call centres use them.

For example once I rang up to question how my electric bill for a 1 bedroom flat for 2 months was £2500 and I was taken through an obviously standard list of questions. First one was: "and why do you think this might be wrong".

Oh gee, I'm not sure lol. Of course I replied "do you really want me to answer that?" .

[Ben Stones]

I think this is the way that some big companies do reply to tickets or live chats lol.

Ever been on a big companies website and got:

Customer: Hi, I'm really annoyed.
Agent: Hi, great to meet you, would you like me to tell you about our new offers on polar bears this week?
Customer: No thanks, I would like to discuss my electric bill.
Agent: Well, we could discuss that or I could offer you a new dyson when you sign up to our new tariff...

*Customer loses will to live*.

Lol. Some companies do live off copy-paste script. In fact, loads of call centres use them.

For example once I rang up to question how my electric bill for a 1 bedroom flat for 2 months was £2500 and I was taken through an obviously standard list of questions. First one was: "and why do you think this might be wrong".

Oh gee, I'm not sure lol. Of course I replied "do you really want me to answer that?" .

I'd go with it and make a script yourself .

[DPS Computing]

I'd go with it and make a script yourself .

I couldn't possibly lower myself to writing such complete nonsense (unless it was for completely humorous purposes of course! ).

[Ben Stones]

I couldn't possibly lower myself to writing such complete nonsense (unless it was for completely humorous purposes of course! ).

Of course it's for humorous purposes . It'd be funny as hell. You'd confuse them in no time at all They'd be wondering how to respond

-Looks through script-

-Can't find anything to say that make sense (which is the case all the time anyway)-

[DPS Computing]

Of course it's for humorous purposes . It'd be funny as hell. You'd confuse them in no time at all They'd be wondering how to respond

-Looks through script-

-Can't find anything to say that make sense (which is the case all the time anyway)-

Haha, i shall get my thinking cap on then . I think I've left it on my bedroom floor, I'll just have to check .

[Ben Stones]

Haha, i shall get my thinking cap on then . I think I've left it on my bedroom floor, I'll just have to check .

Might as well talk to an automated agent when they stick to annoying scripts .

[Brian]

I wrote a chat bot for TekNap that I used in Napster and OpenNap servers. It was hilarious, it got triggered by keywords and obviously had an automatic reply for it. It also logged the chat too. Some people had full blown conversations with the bot, I wish I still had those logs